June 29th, 2009

Quality time, with air quotes

A few weeks ago I wrote about a guy that I’d been spending some “quality” time with, lol. Well we are still spending time together and if anything, the quality is amazing and getting better every time. But, you all know me and one guy isn’t going to satisfy me for long. So I have started looking for another guy, lol, a guy on the side, if you will.

I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking for either. Tall dark and handsome? Tanned, toned and blonde? Hm, either way, he has to know how to fuck and have a great cock! I’ll have to give it some more thought and find the perfect play toy, lol. Or should I say playmate, would that have the wrong connotation?

In the meantime, I want all of you hot guys with your naughty fantasies - yes, I’m looking at you - to give me a call so that we can explore them together. I will weave your fantasy into an erotic tapestry that is sure to get you off hard! Don’t wait, call me tonight and let’s get naughty together!

xoxo
Monica
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June 23rd, 2009

It’s getting hot over here

Summer is in full swing and I am loving every minute of it! Lazy days out on the deck, long hikes through the woods (with the occasional stop for a quick dip in whatever river/lake I can find), cool nights sitting around the fire pit…good times, indeed!

I could say that summertime always makes me horny, but we know the truth, don’t we? lol I am horny all the time and more than ready to play whenever you give me a call. When you call me, you will get my full attention and I will bring your fantasy to life; my ultimate goal is to get you off and trust me, I do love hearing a hot guy cum over the phone!

I am available all night to satisfy your needs. My smooth voice will fire your imagination and curl your toes. Give me a try tonight - I’m waiting for you!

xoxo
Monica
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June 20th, 2009

Rainy Night Special

Brief post boys! It is a rainy night here and you know what that means? I’m more than ready to play! So, to celebrate this rainy night, I’m going to run a rainy night special - a 10 minute call for only $20! How great is that?

So, this offer is only good until 4 am Pacific time, it isn’t good with any of my hot phone friends and you must mention that you read my blog in order to get it. Sheesh, there’s always conditions, isn’t there? lol

Let’s play! I’m waiting for you!

xoxo
Monica
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June 14th, 2009

Bent over

050.jpgThis week was just great! I heard from so many of you hot naughty guys and that is always a good thing! You know, you guys are really creative and keep me on my toes, lol. I just love hearing all the naughty things you come up with.

As many of you know, I wasn’t available last night as I was in need of a little battery recharging. So I headed off for the coast for a relaxing night away. I went out to a little bar that I know of - good drinks, good food and great dancing. Out on the dance floor I was just having a great time, showing off this body of mine in the little dress I was wearing. This one guy kept paying attention to me, but never came up to me. But plenty of other guys did so I was never in need of a dance partner! Throughout the whole night, that one guy kept looking at me, but never made an approach. Finally, I got tired of waiting for him to come over and decided that I’d had enough fun for one night.

As I headed out of the bar, guess who finally came up to me? lol Oh yes, it was that guy. We chatted outside for a few minutes, and then he came right out and said to me:

Watching you dance was like watching sex in motion.

Oh yes, it was a line, but a very good one and it had the desired effect! I pressed myself against him and we started kissing. Long story short, he pulled up my dress and bent me right over the hood of his car! lol It has been ages since I acted that slutty! It was really hot and just the thing I needed to feel reinvigorated.

Then, when I came home today, I ended up fucking my new fuck buddy, lol. All in all, it was a very sexy weekend for me! If you want to know more details about my outdoor fucking, give me a call, I can’t wait to tell you all the details!

xoxo
Monica

June 7th, 2009

Naughty Fun

Things are going swimmingly with me and this new guy! Now, don’t get me wrong, I am not looking for a relationship, but I have to say that it is so nice having a guy I can call to come service me, lol. We’ve made great use of all the rooms in my house, including the kitchen and laundry room - and yes, the washing machine is like a giant vibrator, lol, it was kind of fun!

We went for a hike yesterday and ended up going skinny dipping! It has been ages since I’ve done that, outside of my hot tub, of course! It was very sexy, being all naked out in nature like that, especially since I had a very hot guy with me.

All in all, I’ve been being rather naughty recently and I do love it! Now, how about you and I getting naughty on the phone? When you get hot in the middle of the night, just remember that I am here to satisfy you!

xoxo
Monica

May 31st, 2009

Naughty me!

Wow! I didn’t realize it had been that long since I last wrote! Well, never fear because I have got a bit to share with you!

I went out with a guy this past week (not the karaoke freak) but a nice, normal guy. Did I mention that he was hot? Oh yes, just my kind of man! To make a long story short, we go out to dinner, then, as it was a rather cool night, I invited him back home with me to sit in the hot tub. Ooops! Silly me forgot that the didn’t have anything to wear in the hot tub so we both hd to sit out there naked.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again - there is nothing better than sitting out in the hot tub on a cool night with a hot guy! Throw in a bottle of wine and some good conversation and that just makes it even better! He was being a little shy so I decided to take the bull by the horns, no pun intended! I slipped over to him, my big breasts just bobbing on the surface of the water and reached down, finding a big handful of cock! He must have liked my hand because he was on fire after that! We ended up fucking in the hot tub, on the deck, in a deck chair and in the house!

That was just what I needed! I’m still feeling amazingly satisfied from it. Best of all, we’re going to see each other again this week. Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be getting more action!

xoxo
Monica
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May 24th, 2009

Let’s make the most of the long weekend!

First of all, I hope that everyone has a safe Memorial Day. Now, while we are on the subject of the holiday weekend, I hope that you have a little bit of time to call you favorite phone girl! lol As a lot of you know, I’m available all weekend to satisfy you and let me tell you, I’ve been getting some outstandingly hot calls! If you read my last post, you’ll get an idea of what has been going on over here!

It is such a turn on to me when you guys are naughty and turned on. It really has an effect on me and I know that comes through the phone right to you! lol I just love creating fantasies with you and hearing you cum is just the icing on the cake! lol This weekend, I’ve had it all - fun little panty boys who just want to be made pretty, naughty professors, dirty daddies and uncles, cuckolds who want to clean me up after watching me get laid. So many fun times and I want you to come join in with the fun!

I want our time on the phone to be fun for both of us! When you call me, don’t be afraid to share those fantasies with me; I want to know them because I want to get you off! Naughty or nice, wild or mild, I want to know what gets you going! Maybe you just want to have a bit of chat with a friendly, non-judgemental woman who can give you some advice or insight into what women really want - I can also do that! In addition to having a great voice, I am a good listener also. So, next time you’re feeling horny or just in need of a sweet female voice in your ear, give me a call. My goal is to make you happy, however that may be!

xoxo
Monica
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May 22nd, 2009

Caller True Story

I’m very lucky in that I have a lot of great callers! I have a lot of fun with you guys and occasionally, I get to be part of something that is so hot and exciting, it warrants a blog post just about one of those times.

James is one of my callers and he is a professor. Now, you all know how much I love the whole professor/student sex thing, so imagine my joy when I get a message from him telling me that one of his students was being naughty! Of course I had to question him about it and he proceeded to fill me in on everything that was going on. Seems as if things started off mildly, but then she started making some very thinly veiled innuendos and really, how could he resist?

He couldn’t! lol He is one of those naughty men who loves thinking hot things about his students, loves thinking about their beautiful, tight asses. Oh yes, he is a naughty one and I think his equally naughty student knew it.

The first few messages he relayed to me were mild, but had potential to get naughty. And she didn’t disappoint. The next few messages were a bit racier, something about “it” bring on the tip of her tongue, the tips of her fingers..what a dirty girl! Soon things progressed to her actually telling him that she wanted his cock in her mouth and in her ass! When he mentioned that it might be a bit big to fit in there, she confidently wrote that she could take it all. Sounds like my kind of girl!

Towards the end, he was telling him that she was his cock whore and his cum slut. Based on her repsonses, it seemed like she was loving every minute of it! From what James told me, she got off and then he did - I’ll bet that he was imagining her tight ass and blowing all over her cute little face! Both of them are very naughty and let me tell you, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall the next time they run across each other on campus!

What kind of naughty stories do you want to share with me? Tell me all about it and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll post it here for everyone to read! ;)

xoxo
Monica
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May 21st, 2009

Holiday weekend!

It’s coming up on the holiday weekend. Hope you all have some fun things going on? Out here, its just the norm - BBQs, lots of drinking and spending time outside with friends, lol.

But, you know what I hope will be coming up this weekend? Mmmhmmm, that is right! I hope that your cock is coming up and it’s all for me. I will be available all weekend during my regular times just for your satisfaction! On this memorial day, do what you usually do, but save some time for getting naughty with me!

xoxo
Monica
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May 19th, 2009

The best laid plans…

A friend and I went out to dinner tonight. Now, for a bit of background, I’ve had my eye on this guy for a while, but in a casual kind of way. We’ve gone out a few times as friends, but nothing has happened other than the odd hand brushing, et cetera.

Before we go out tonight, I make sure that I am looking hot! I was wearing my favorite little black dress which fits me like a glove, so I knew that I was looking good and if the way he looked at me was any indication, I was going to be lucky.

Yay me!

We go have drinks and dinner, then we go to a little place to have some more drinks. He was very insistent that we go to this specific place and it turns out that he is a karaoke freak. Let me repeat it - A KARAOKE FREAK. As he makes his way up to the dias, my hopes of getting laid are getting dashed. You see, I have a wicked dislike of karaoke. I don’t understand it, lol. But, I can at least appreciate the humor of someone getting up there and singing, if they don’t sound like a cat in heat getting its tail ran over with a weedwhacker.

If possible, this guy sounded even worse than the above example. To make matters worse, he decided to do a country song. Another thing I dislike is country music, lol. Not all of it, but 95% of it. That is when I knew that I’d be coming home alone and getting friendly with a toy. When he was finished regaling us all with his caterwauling, I told him that I’d had an emergency phone call and had to leave.

*sigh*

I did come home and have fun with my favorite toy, but it just wasn’t the same, lol. So now I’m wondering who out there wants to keep me company? We can have all sorts of fun over the phone, as long as it doesn’t involve karaoke! :D

xoxo
Monica
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