February 21st, 2008
Celeb sex tapes
I’m wondering – have you seen any of them?
Back in the day, I remember a guy I worked with (in a very vanilla, not sexy job) bringing in the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee video to watch at work. It was an experience, let me tell ya. lol Who was next? I think the next one I saw was the absolutely horrid Paris one – everything about that one was just not good. And then, in the past few days, we have the Gene Simmons video.
Did you watch any clips of it?
I did. And it was pretty bad also. The chick looked not into it at all, wouldn’t let him kiss her or anything. I loved how she kept surreptitiously looking at the camera. Subtle, baby, real subtle. As for Gene, I have to admit that I was saddened by his cock. I had always envisioned him with a monster cock, but I guess if you’ve got a 9 inch tongue, who needs a massive wang?