Naughty Neighbor Monica

Ok guys, what is going on out there? I have been enjoying spring, slowly getting into spending more time outside, getting a little touch of a tan, which I know you all enjoy thinking about! Right now my tan is just the slightest little hint of pink tinged light brown, mostly on my chest, thighs and arms.

Now, I have to be honest -it is still too chilly to sunbathe without anything on, but rest assured when it gets warmer, I’ll be out there, giving my neighbors a show and getting one of those no-tan-line tans! Yay!

Now boys, I have something to tell you – I have been feeling so hot and horny recently. I want to share that with you all so you know what to do! Grab your cock with one hand, the phone with the other and give me a call! I take calls late into the night just for your sexual satisfaction…

xoxo
Monica

Just to let you all know that I will not be available for calls on Saturday. A friend from college is going to be in town and we’re going to go out for a bit, lol. And no, its not one of those kind of friends, but I have to admit that she is really pretty.

I had a huge post written out the other day and thought that I’d posted it, but alas, it is no where to be found. So I’m working on rewriting that post because you know it was amazing! lol

In other news, I’ve been a good girl recently but I have been spending some time getting reacquainted with my favourite glass toy! That thing is amazing! What about you guys? What sort of hot things have you been up to? You know you want to spill your naughty secrets to me…

xoxo
Monica

So, have you recovered from the shock of tax day? lol I always hate this particular day, but what better way to forget the pain of paying the government than with a hot, sexy call with me? You know that I just can’t wait for you to call me so that we can have fun together! You guys always have the naughtiest thoughts and I just love helping you get off! So, lets do something fun together! I’m around all night tonight…

xoxo
Monica

There’s 11 minutes left until Easter is officially over so let me say that I hope you all had a wonderful day!

I’ve had several callers recently wondering how they could “spoil me”. After thinking about it, I decided the best way for that to happen is with an Amazon wishlist.

Now, you will notice that there is only Amazon gift cards on there. That is just what I feel is the best thing, lol. After looking around for a long time, I couldn’t quite figure out what to put on there – I seriously doubt you guys want to know all the weird little movies and music that I listen to! lol Also, another good thing about the gift card is that we don’t have to worry about shipping addresses and all that. All that is needed is an email addy and its good!

So there it is…if you want to spoil me, that is great. If not, that is great also. You all know that you’re the best callers out there.

Also, did I mention in my last post that my HS BF is staying with me this weekend? hehe More details to come once the weekend is over.

xoxo
Monica
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Not quite! I got an email late in the day yesterday from my HS BF, let’s call him Chris. So, he and I have emailed back and forth a little bit over the years, but we’ve only seen each other a few times, i.e. official HS reunions, funerals, weddings.

So Chris emailed me yesterday telling me was going to be in the big city and wanted to see me, if possible. Hell yes it was possible! lol Want a little bit of background? Well he and I dated all thru high school – all 4 years of it. And yes, he was the one who took my virginity, lol. But we’ve never done anything since then.

I ended up wearing a summery sundress – a little strapless thing that hit just above my knee. I had a little cardi on top of it, just in case I took a chill. High heels completed the look and let me tell you, I looked hot! lol Casual, yet put together and I could tell that he liked what he saw. A bit of tmi – I had to wear a strapless bra with that dress and the only one I had was a damn WonderBra, lol. It pushed my tits up to my chin practically and I was rockin’ the awesome cleavage.

We had lunch and then we went for a little walk, just talking and everything. There was undeniable chemisty between us, even after all these years. Long story short, he invited me back to this hotel room and I refused at first, but then I couldn’t resist.

He has gotten way better at fucking since high school! lol We fucked all afternoon and he’s coming down here this weeked for MORE! lol Yay! It was really hot. He let me suck his cock which he would never let me do when we were younger…he thought it was “dirty” back then. If he thought it was dirty now, he didn’t let on, he just let me swallow his cum a few times!

I will be available this weekend so give me a call during normal hours

xoxo
Monica

It’s almost the end of tax time – are you in need of a stimulus? lol You know that I can stimulate you so give me a call. What other ways can we make tax time sexy? lol How about a hot accountant/client roleplay? I can tell you all the sexy ways I want to…balance your books!

Ok, maybe not. But how about some other hot roleplays? Teacher/student? Doctor/patient? Maybe something a bit more taboo? Whatever floats your boat, come on and tell me about it, lets have a hot chat!

I thought last nights little contest was fun, lol. What did you boys think? Maybe I’ll try to do little things like that in the future, just to keep things interesting! Also, it was a good way to get those lurkers commenting, lol – keep it up!

xoxo
Monica
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Don’t forget about my twitter and myspace!

It is now 10:39pm Pacific on Monday 4-6-09.

The first guy to contact me before 4am Pacific time Tuesday morning will get a special deal – a 10 minute call for $20.00! Awesome, right?

Now, there is a catch though. You must tell me the answer to this riddle…

Why is life like a penis??

Think you know the answer? Post a comment here by 4am Pacific time with the right answer. When you comment, be sure and leave your proper email addy so I can contact you! In the even there is more than one correct answer…we’ll see what happens!

The answer will be posted in another blog post right after 4am(comments will be disabled at that time) so get cracking boys!

xoxo
Monica

ETA @ 4:13am – Comments are now closed and the winner was AlexP! Yay! Thanks for playing along, boys *kisses*

One of the things I love best about phone sex is being able to talk to hot guys! lol It is always such a rush, hearing the sound of your voice when you first start to get excited, the way it changes as you get closer and closer to cumming. And finally, the way you sound when you get off is one of the hottest things that I’ve ever heard!

Knowing that I help you get to that point by weaving a hot and sexy, dirty and naughty fantasy for you is such a rush. Your kinky thoughts are what get me going so why not give me a call and share those thoughts with me? Everything we talk about stays right between us and I love knowing the things that turn you on.

Whether it is something light and flirty or something more private, more dirty, you can tell me. Together we’ll take those fantasies of yours and bring them to life!