Naughty Neighbor Monica

Wow! I didn’t realize it had been that long since I last wrote! Well, never fear because I have got a bit to share with you!

I went out with a guy this past week (not the karaoke freak) but a nice, normal guy. Did I mention that he was hot? Oh yes, just my kind of man! To make a long story short, we go out to dinner, then, as it was a rather cool night, I invited him back home with me to sit in the hot tub. Ooops! Silly me forgot that the didn’t have anything to wear in the hot tub so we both hd to sit out there naked.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again – there is nothing better than sitting out in the hot tub on a cool night with a hot guy! Throw in a bottle of wine and some good conversation and that just makes it even better! He was being a little shy so I decided to take the bull by the horns, no pun intended! I slipped over to him, my big breasts just bobbing on the surface of the water and reached down, finding a big handful of cock! He must have liked my hand because he was on fire after that! We ended up fucking in the hot tub, on the deck, in a deck chair and in the house!

That was just what I needed! I’m still feeling amazingly satisfied from it. Best of all, we’re going to see each other again this week. Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be getting more action!

xoxo
Monica
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First of all, I hope that everyone has a safe Memorial Day. Now, while we are on the subject of the holiday weekend, I hope that you have a little bit of time to call you favorite phone girl! lol As a lot of you know, I’m available all weekend to satisfy you and let me tell you, I’ve been getting some outstandingly hot calls! If you read my last post, you’ll get an idea of what has been going on over here!

It is such a turn on to me when you guys are naughty and turned on. It really has an effect on me and I know that comes through the phone right to you! lol I just love creating fantasies with you and hearing you cum is just the icing on the cake! lol This weekend, I’ve had it all – fun little panty boys who just want to be made pretty, naughty professors, dirty daddies and uncles, cuckolds who want to clean me up after watching me get laid. So many fun times and I want you to come join in with the fun!

I want our time on the phone to be fun for both of us! When you call me, don’t be afraid to share those fantasies with me; I want to know them because I want to get you off! Naughty or nice, wild or mild, I want to know what gets you going! Maybe you just want to have a bit of chat with a friendly, non-judgemental woman who can give you some advice or insight into what women really want – I can also do that! In addition to having a great voice, I am a good listener also. So, next time you’re feeling horny or just in need of a sweet female voice in your ear, give me a call. My goal is to make you happy, however that may be!

xoxo
Monica
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I’m very lucky in that I have a lot of great callers! I have a lot of fun with you guys and occasionally, I get to be part of something that is so hot and exciting, it warrants a blog post just about one of those times.

James is one of my callers and he is a professor. Now, you all know how much I love the whole professor/student sex thing, so imagine my joy when I get a message from him telling me that one of his students was being naughty! Of course I had to question him about it and he proceeded to fill me in on everything that was going on. Seems as if things started off mildly, but then she started making some very thinly veiled innuendos and really, how could he resist?

He couldn’t! lol He is one of those naughty men who loves thinking hot things about his students, loves thinking about their beautiful, tight asses. Oh yes, he is a naughty one and I think his equally naughty student knew it.

The first few messages he relayed to me were mild, but had potential to get naughty. And she didn’t disappoint. The next few messages were a bit racier, something about “it” bring on the tip of her tongue, the tips of her fingers..what a dirty girl! Soon things progressed to her actually telling him that she wanted his cock in her mouth and in her ass! When he mentioned that it might be a bit big to fit in there, she confidently wrote that she could take it all. Sounds like my kind of girl!

Towards the end, he was telling him that she was his cock whore and his cum slut. Based on her repsonses, it seemed like she was loving every minute of it! From what James told me, she got off and then he did – I’ll bet that he was imagining her tight ass and blowing all over her cute little face! Both of them are very naughty and let me tell you, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall the next time they run across each other on campus!

What kind of naughty stories do you want to share with me? Tell me all about it and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll post it here for everyone to read!

xoxo
Monica
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It’s coming up on the holiday weekend. Hope you all have some fun things going on? Out here, its just the norm – BBQs, lots of drinking and spending time outside with friends, lol.

But, you know what I hope will be coming up this weekend? Mmmhmmm, that is right! I hope that your cock is coming up and it’s all for me. I will be available all weekend during my regular times just for your satisfaction! On this memorial day, do what you usually do, but save some time for getting naughty with me!

xoxo
Monica
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A friend and I went out to dinner tonight. Now, for a bit of background, I’ve had my eye on this guy for a while, but in a casual kind of way. We’ve gone out a few times as friends, but nothing has happened other than the odd hand brushing, et cetera.

Before we go out tonight, I make sure that I am looking hot! I was wearing my favorite little black dress which fits me like a glove, so I knew that I was looking good and if the way he looked at me was any indication, I was going to be lucky.

Yay me!

We go have drinks and dinner, then we go to a little place to have some more drinks. He was very insistent that we go to this specific place and it turns out that he is a karaoke freak. Let me repeat it – A KARAOKE FREAK. As he makes his way up to the dias, my hopes of getting laid are getting dashed. You see, I have a wicked dislike of karaoke. I don’t understand it, lol. But, I can at least appreciate the humor of someone getting up there and singing, if they don’t sound like a cat in heat getting its tail ran over with a weedwhacker.

If possible, this guy sounded even worse than the above example. To make matters worse, he decided to do a country song. Another thing I dislike is country music, lol. Not all of it, but 95% of it. That is when I knew that I’d be coming home alone and getting friendly with a toy. When he was finished regaling us all with his caterwauling, I told him that I’d had an emergency phone call and had to leave.

*sigh*

I did come home and have fun with my favorite toy, but it just wasn’t the same, lol. So now I’m wondering who out there wants to keep me company? We can have all sorts of fun over the phone, as long as it doesn’t involve karaoke!

xoxo
Monica
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Hope you all treated your mother’s just wonderfully today!

My day was a quiet one. I went for a hike and now I’m heading out to the hot tub to relax these tired muscles. Anyone want to keep me company?

xoxo
Monica
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I received a few messages over on Twitter asking which podcasts I really enjoyed that are related to sex. So, since I am so very kind I thought I’d put up some linkies for you all. These are all available on iTunes, but I’m linking to the sites.

1. Savage Love – Hosted by Dan Savage, it is a very honest call in advice show. It is the right mix of entertaining and informative with a healthy does of snark thrown in for good measure. New show every week.

2. Sex is Fun – Another informative podcast, just has people talking about the topic du jour. At times, I do find the tone of the information sharing to be a bit condescending, but that doesn’t keep me from enjoying it. Topics have ranged from Exhibitionism to Body Hair. It updates once per week.

3. Bath Talk with Kidder and Jade – Kidder is the main guy from “Sex is Fun” and this is one that he does with his wife on an occasional basis. Updates…sometimes? lol Definitely worth a listen and Jade has the hottest voice!

4. Swingercast – This is just what it sounds like…a podcast hosted by swingers for swingers. It is a really interesting podcast because the people know what they are talking about since they have had experience with the “lifestyle” and its very low key. It seems like it updates every month or so, maybe more often depending on topic.

5. Sex, Love and Intimacy – Now, the others above can be titillating, with the exception of “Savage Love” which is informative and humorous. This one is more dry and straight-laced, but can provide insight into some relationship issues. The others are definitely kink friendly, but this one is more straight-laced. Still can be quiet informative and it has weekly updates, which is a good thing.

Now, these are just my opinions, of course, lol. I like them, but you might not. Either way, if you check any of them out, let me know what you think!

xoxo
Monica

Just a little note to let you all know that my meeting went very well! Of course, I garnered a bit of attention in my little skirt and heels, lol. But there is something so arousing about knowing that all eyes are on you, even if you’re in a stodgy, boring meeting.

Especially if you’re in a stodgy, boring meeting!

Nothing overt happened, but it was still a lot of fun to watch all the men (and a few women) watch me every time I crossed and uncrossed my legs,every time I licked my lips, every time my fingers played with the buttons on my blouse. You get the idea, lol.

If the thought of me dressed all conservatively, but wanting to bust out of my conservative outfit and just get naughty right there in the conference room – if that thought gets you hot, give me a call and tell me all about it. I know we’ll have fun with it!

xoxo
Monica

*I nicked a lyric from one of my favorite songs for the title. There’s a prize for whoever figures out what song it is from.*

This week I’ve got a meeting in my “other” life, lol. So you know what that means – a business length skirt, jacket, blouse, heels, the whole bit. I’ll probably even have my hair pulled up into a conservative bun! lol

Underneath the conservative, prim and proper outfit will be something else altogether! Thigh high stockings, sexy, lacy garterbelt, maybe a thong (maybe no panties at all) and a sexy push up bra to show off the girls, lol.

Just thinking about it makes me think of naughty fantasies involving my office and my big, sturdy desk. Think we could put it to good use? Would you like to strip me out of my conservative work attire? We could role play that I’m your boss, doing your annual review. Or perhaps I am your secretary and you need to bring up some issues with me over my performance.

xoxo
Monica
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I will be doing another game/contest thing in the coming week, so keep your eyes open! And, while you’ve got those eyes open, go to my site and take a gander at my pics, lol, I know that you’ll like them!