Naughty Neighbor Monica

I’ve seen these things kicking around and I finally decided to do one. I thought that you guys might be interested in knowing some of the more…basic things about me? lol Wonder if I can find a sexy version?

A is Age: a true lady never reveals her age
B is Beer of Choice: no. just no
C is career: phone sex op extraordinaire
D is dog’s name: Fitz
E is essential item you use every day: dildo
F is favorite tv show: nip/tuck, dirty jobs or no reservations with anthony bourdain (what I would do what that man! YUM!)
G is favorite game: strip poker – I always seem to lose.
H is hometown: Podunk, MO
I is instrument you play: none (although a caller told me that I played the flesh flute, lol, does that count?)
J is for favorite juice: apple juice
K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: none
L is last place you ate at: local deli
M is for marriage: never again
N is for middle name: none
O is for overnight hospital stay: appendix when I was 15
P is people I was with today: the people at Target
Q is quote: “People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don’t look. And it is magic.”
R is biggest regret: getting married in college and not playing around more.
S is sex: oh yes! as much as i can and as often as possible
T is for time woke up today: 7am
U is underwear you have on right now: none
V is for vegetable you like: broccoli
W is for worst habit: none, of course. I’m perfect, don’t you know?
X is x-rays: never
Y is something yummy you ate today: frittata
Z is zodiac sign: scorpio, baby.

xoxo
Monica

I did something so naughty the other day! You see, I have this big deck on the back of my house (where the infamous hot tub is). I like to lay out there when its sunny, get a bit of a tan. Nothing wrong with that, right?

And yes, while I’m out there, especially this time of year, I’m often nude. So this afternoon I was out there, lying on my chair and just relaxing in the sun. My thinking is that I should soak up the sun while I can, lol.

Well, keep in mind that I also have a 6 foot tall “privacy” fence around the yard. That should be high enough to keep prying eyes out, wouldn’t you think? In most cases it is enough. But, it doesn’t block the view from the second floor of the next door house, which is now inhabited by my new neighbors! lol

After a while, the sun had changed position so I moved my chair and once I lay back down, I had that feeling! That feeling that you get when someone is looking at you and all that. I look around while wearing my sunglasses and I felt very sneaky. Especially when I saw the male half of my new neighbors in a window, looking right at me. He was standing in front of a window and it looked just like he was rubbing his crotch! So what is a girl to do?

Since I am positioned in a most advantageous way, I reach over and grab a little bit of lotion and start rubbing it on my skin, making sure that I really rub it in to these tits of mine. When I rub them, I do it in a circular motion, starting at the outside and working my way in towards the nipple – I find that it looks sexy, gives my tits a nice jiggle while I’m doing it and, best of all, feels great! So I’m doing that and I casually glance up at him and he’s rubbing a bit more firmly now, like really getting in there, lol.

I have to kick it up a notch. I spread my legs and rub some lotion on my inner thighs and then, all lotion safely rubbed in, I work my way up to this pretty pussy. I get off on someone watching me so it doesn’t take me long to get nice and juicy. It also doesn’t take long for my little voyeur friend to whip his cock out. It looked like he was working with a nice bit of meat there, lol. I started to rub a little bit faster; occasionally I would bring my fingers up to my mouth and lick them! As I started to plunge my fingers into my wet, waiting pussy, he was stroking up a storm! He ended up coming just before I did – watching him cum was what did it for me and I had a wonderful orgasm while he watched. When I recovered and looked up at the window, he was gone.

So, what do you boys think? Think that I made a good impression on my new neighbor? I am thinking about going over and borrowign a cup of sugar or something, lol. Just being neighborly!

xoxo
Monica

P.S. – I’ve got 2 special blog posts coming up in the next few days. One of them is another “caller true story” and the other is a getting to know me post so keep your eyes open for those! Can’t wait to read your comments on them!

Summer is slowly winding down and you know what that means – we’ve got to keep things hot, guys! Give me a call and we will keep that heat going as long as you can handle it. I want to know all of your fantasies and let’s see what we can do with them, ok? Call me tonight – I’m ready for you!

xoxo
Monica

Today I decided to go shopping and pick up a few little sexy things. First stop was Victoria’s secret and I picked up some of the cutest little panties! Boyshorts, thongs and bikinis, oh my!

Then off to Freddies! I picked up this chemise and this cute little set. I also picked up a pair of these slippers, lol. I know, I know! They are so retro and when I wear them, I feel like I should be back in the 1960s! But they are just so cute and I can’t resist them.

I think that those things should do me for a while, lol but I really love shopping for lingerie! Next time you call, be sure and ask what sexy thing I am wearing for you!

xoxo
Monica

Ahhhh, today was the perfect day! Warm and relaxing and with good company! My boytoy/guy friend from a few weeks/months ago came over and we sat outside, just relaxing. So now I feel wonderfully relaxed and mellow and more than ready to do some hot calls with you guys! I know that you’re “up” for it, lol so give me a call and let me handle your naughty fantasies!

xoxo
Monica

Last week, we had this outrageous power outage! It went from 8:30am until almost 11 o’clock that night. And it was HOTTTTTT…so hot that the temperature in the house was 93 degrees. Insanely hot. So I’m sure that you’re wondering how I beat the heat and kept myself occupied for the day?

First off, I went shopping, lol. Nothing like an air conditioned place and some retail therapy to cool me down a bit. Then I grabbed lunch with a friend who was out of power also. We decided to spend the afternoon at this secluded little spot that we know of. Great swimming and very private so that we could do whatever we wanted.

Now, get your minds out of the gutter! lol We did skinny dip, but she is not that kind of friend. It was a really relaxing way to spend an incredibly hot afternoon, just laying out in the sun, or cooling off in the shade, taking a dip whenever we wanted to. It was really great.

But, alas, I had to find my way home at that point. So once I got home, I called my guy friend who I was getting hot and heavy with for a while. He came over and we sat in the cold hot tub, lol, ate pizza, and just rather enjoyed the night without the ever-present hum of electricity. We could see so many stars and it was just absolutely amazing!

Then, we went inside to fuck and thats when the power came back on. It didn’t stop us from keeping right on until the morning and that is the best way to spend any night, whether you’ve got power or not!

xoxo
Monica

Ah, the final installment of my epic “Road Trip” lol. This was the day when we had to head home as we were on a tight schedule at this point. We took turns driving and conveniently, we were both wearing skirts so we could fondle each other along the way. We stopped at one point at a rest stop and let me tell you, all the truckers were looking at us! lol We were being totally well behaved. The rest of the drive was easy and relaxing, honestly, not much else happened.

When we got home, I was sad to say goodbye to my girlfriend, but I had a box of brand new toys waiting for me (yay UPS for delivering them to the right house this time) and there was a voicemail from Carl the fisherman on the phone. Lucky me! lol

xoxo
Monica

On day three, we made our way from Seattle up to Vancouver, BC. To be honest, at this point we are running a little bit behind schedule, but it is all good. Up in Vancouver, we met up with a friend of hers, a professional fisherman by the name of Carl. Let me tell you – that man was so fucking hot! lol Really well built with strong, manly hands! Those of you who have read this blog for a while know that I am a sucker for a man with strong hands.

My girlfriend wandered off on her own, leaving Carl and I in the hotel room. I would say that not even 5 minutes had passed before I had his cock right in my mouth. His cock was long and thick, strong and manly (like his hands!). That first time didn’t take too long; he just bent me over the bed and fucked me hard. But the second, third and other times went on for much longer! By the time of our last go around the next morning, that bed was squeaking and swaying back and forth – I think we broke it!

Unfortunately, I had to say goodbye to Carl, but I did get his number so that we can hook up again. And with that, our journey home begins. Day four is up next, but it was a rather quiet one.

As always, if you want more details that are a bit too hot to post on the blog, give me a call! I’m always happy to share my naughty secrets!

xoxo
Monica