August 27th, 2009
Get to know me – some sexy, some not.
I’ve seen these things kicking around and I finally decided to do one. I thought that you guys might be interested in knowing some of the more…basic things about me? lol Wonder if I can find a sexy version?
A is Age: a true lady never reveals her age
B is Beer of Choice: no. just no
C is career: phone sex op extraordinaire
D is dog’s name: Fitz
E is essential item you use every day: dildo
F is favorite tv show: nip/tuck, dirty jobs or no reservations with anthony bourdain (what I would do what that man! YUM!)
G is favorite game: strip poker – I always seem to lose.
H is hometown: Podunk, MO
I is instrument you play: none (although a caller told me that I played the flesh flute, lol, does that count?)
J is for favorite juice: apple juice
K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: none
L is last place you ate at: local deli
M is for marriage: never again
N is for middle name: none
O is for overnight hospital stay: appendix when I was 15
P is people I was with today: the people at Target
Q is quote: “People should fall in love with their eyes closed. Just close your eyes. Don’t look. And it is magic.”
R is biggest regret: getting married in college and not playing around more.
S is sex: oh yes! as much as i can and as often as possible
T is for time woke up today: 7am
U is underwear you have on right now: none 
V is for vegetable you like: broccoli
W is for worst habit: none, of course. I’m perfect, don’t you know? 
X is x-rays: never
Y is something yummy you ate today: frittata
Z is zodiac sign: scorpio, baby.
xoxo
Monica