Naughty Neighbor Monica

I know which list I belong on, do you?

I definitely fall onto the naughty list this year, but I like to think that I am naughty in the very best way possible. So I guess that makes me nice in a way, right? Hm, shall I tell you boys how I have been naughty this year? Well, I have fucked a number of guys, have made oodles of you naughty boys cum over the phone, flirted wherever I’ve gone, watched untold hours of porn and always have naughty thoughts. I think those things place me firmly on the naughty list.

How about you and I be naughty together these last few days of the year? Even if you wind up on the naughty list, good things will still happen to you! Call me and let me take care of all of your naughty needs, any time of the night!

xoxo

Monica

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The long holiday weekend is here and I’m ready to play with you guys. So, from now until the end of my time on Tuesday morning (4 am Pacific/7am Eastern), I will offer you guys a special deal –

– 10 minute call for $20
– 15 minute call for $32.50
– 20 minute call for $45

Now, of course there is a catch! When you call, you have to tell me that you read it on my blog, otherwise you won’t get the special rate! So give me a call, tell me you read it on my blog and then its yours! I can’t wait to have a good time with you boys, but remember, this offer may expire in a few days, but you can call me every night for red hot phone fun!

Stay sexy boys

xoxo
Monica

So, its not a caller true story, per se, but it is a bit about what I’ve actually talked about on a call! I suppose that would make it a “true phone story”?

I have a wonderful caller, super nice guy and very hot, by the name of “Darren”. He and I have been talking for about a year now and he is a very naughty boy! lol He loves it when I describe how sexy I look in my lingerie. He absolutely loves it when I put on a nice big strap on and make him service it with his mouth.

Now, it can’t be just any strap-on, it must be a realistic one so I just describe the one I have! Long and thick with a nice curve, light peachy flesh tone color. I put him down on his knees, like he’s my little pet bitch and make him suck my “dick” so he can get it ready.

Ready for what, you ask? Ready for his ass.

Oh yes! I make him slurp on that strap-on until it is all juicy and then it is time to bend him over! I always tease “Darren” a bit first, just rubbing it up and down his ass, pressing it against his hole and then pulling away before I slip it right in there. I like to vary it when I fuck him, sometimes soft and gentle, telling him what a good boy he is; other times, I do it hard and fast while calling him my bitch.

Last time we talked was by far the best! He told me that he wanted me to put him in a sexy blonde wig and give him some fake titties as well! Once I did that, I used his blonde hair to pull his mouth onto my “dick” while telling him he was such a pretty girl!

I admit it – I just love calls like that! “Darren” is always a lot of fun!

xoxo
Monica

I did something so naughty the other day! You see, I have this big deck on the back of my house (where the infamous hot tub is). I like to lay out there when its sunny, get a bit of a tan. Nothing wrong with that, right?

And yes, while I’m out there, especially this time of year, I’m often nude. So this afternoon I was out there, lying on my chair and just relaxing in the sun. My thinking is that I should soak up the sun while I can, lol.

Well, keep in mind that I also have a 6 foot tall “privacy” fence around the yard. That should be high enough to keep prying eyes out, wouldn’t you think? In most cases it is enough. But, it doesn’t block the view from the second floor of the next door house, which is now inhabited by my new neighbors! lol

After a while, the sun had changed position so I moved my chair and once I lay back down, I had that feeling! That feeling that you get when someone is looking at you and all that. I look around while wearing my sunglasses and I felt very sneaky. Especially when I saw the male half of my new neighbors in a window, looking right at me. He was standing in front of a window and it looked just like he was rubbing his crotch! So what is a girl to do?

Since I am positioned in a most advantageous way, I reach over and grab a little bit of lotion and start rubbing it on my skin, making sure that I really rub it in to these tits of mine. When I rub them, I do it in a circular motion, starting at the outside and working my way in towards the nipple – I find that it looks sexy, gives my tits a nice jiggle while I’m doing it and, best of all, feels great! So I’m doing that and I casually glance up at him and he’s rubbing a bit more firmly now, like really getting in there, lol.

I have to kick it up a notch. I spread my legs and rub some lotion on my inner thighs and then, all lotion safely rubbed in, I work my way up to this pretty pussy. I get off on someone watching me so it doesn’t take me long to get nice and juicy. It also doesn’t take long for my little voyeur friend to whip his cock out. It looked like he was working with a nice bit of meat there, lol. I started to rub a little bit faster; occasionally I would bring my fingers up to my mouth and lick them! As I started to plunge my fingers into my wet, waiting pussy, he was stroking up a storm! He ended up coming just before I did – watching him cum was what did it for me and I had a wonderful orgasm while he watched. When I recovered and looked up at the window, he was gone.

So, what do you boys think? Think that I made a good impression on my new neighbor? I am thinking about going over and borrowign a cup of sugar or something, lol. Just being neighborly!

xoxo
Monica

P.S. – I’ve got 2 special blog posts coming up in the next few days. One of them is another “caller true story” and the other is a getting to know me post so keep your eyes open for those! Can’t wait to read your comments on them!

I had a most interesting experience today! My “friend” and I decided to hit up our local adult store and while we were browsing for toys, he had the idea to “go in the back”. Oh yes to those little booths. So you can picture the situation, I had on a long black sundress, no straps, just straight across my chest, sexy high heel sandals and just a small thong underneath.

I knew what he had in mind, of course. Once we’re in the booth, he fed some money to the tv/movie thing and soon the sounds of porno were surrounding us. We made out for a little while and then I decided to get down on my knees for him and suck his cock. I felt like such a slut, lol, being on my knees in the back of a porn store, with a mouthful of cock. He returned the favor by eating my pussy so well! Now take a look at the pic I posted –

I was in a position similar to that, not wearing much more than that. My dress was pulled down, exposing my tits, and pulled up, exposing my pussy (the thong had been discarded a while back).

Then the door opens and a very handsome man is standing there. My “friend” was trying to shield me, but I just gently pushed him back and asked the new guy if he wanted to join in! He came into the booth and shut the door…

Now, there is a lot more to this story so if you want to know all the sexy details, give me a call! I can’t wait to share it with you and find out about some of your expected or unexpected pleasures!

xoxo
Monica

A few weeks ago I wrote about a guy that I’d been spending some “quality” time with, lol. Well we are still spending time together and if anything, the quality is amazing and getting better every time. But, you all know me and one guy isn’t going to satisfy me for long. So I have started looking for another guy, lol, a guy on the side, if you will.

I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking for either. Tall dark and handsome? Tanned, toned and blonde? Hm, either way, he has to know how to fuck and have a great cock! I’ll have to give it some more thought and find the perfect play toy, lol. Or should I say playmate, would that have the wrong connotation?

In the meantime, I want all of you hot guys with your naughty fantasies – yes, I’m looking at you – to give me a call so that we can explore them together. I will weave your fantasy into an erotic tapestry that is sure to get you off hard! Don’t wait, call me tonight and let’s get naughty together!

xoxo
Monica
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Wow! I didn’t realize it had been that long since I last wrote! Well, never fear because I have got a bit to share with you!

I went out with a guy this past week (not the karaoke freak) but a nice, normal guy. Did I mention that he was hot? Oh yes, just my kind of man! To make a long story short, we go out to dinner, then, as it was a rather cool night, I invited him back home with me to sit in the hot tub. Ooops! Silly me forgot that the didn’t have anything to wear in the hot tub so we both hd to sit out there naked.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again – there is nothing better than sitting out in the hot tub on a cool night with a hot guy! Throw in a bottle of wine and some good conversation and that just makes it even better! He was being a little shy so I decided to take the bull by the horns, no pun intended! I slipped over to him, my big breasts just bobbing on the surface of the water and reached down, finding a big handful of cock! He must have liked my hand because he was on fire after that! We ended up fucking in the hot tub, on the deck, in a deck chair and in the house!

That was just what I needed! I’m still feeling amazingly satisfied from it. Best of all, we’re going to see each other again this week. Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be getting more action!

xoxo
Monica
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First of all, I hope that everyone has a safe Memorial Day. Now, while we are on the subject of the holiday weekend, I hope that you have a little bit of time to call you favorite phone girl! lol As a lot of you know, I’m available all weekend to satisfy you and let me tell you, I’ve been getting some outstandingly hot calls! If you read my last post, you’ll get an idea of what has been going on over here!

It is such a turn on to me when you guys are naughty and turned on. It really has an effect on me and I know that comes through the phone right to you! lol I just love creating fantasies with you and hearing you cum is just the icing on the cake! lol This weekend, I’ve had it all – fun little panty boys who just want to be made pretty, naughty professors, dirty daddies and uncles, cuckolds who want to clean me up after watching me get laid. So many fun times and I want you to come join in with the fun!

I want our time on the phone to be fun for both of us! When you call me, don’t be afraid to share those fantasies with me; I want to know them because I want to get you off! Naughty or nice, wild or mild, I want to know what gets you going! Maybe you just want to have a bit of chat with a friendly, non-judgemental woman who can give you some advice or insight into what women really want – I can also do that! In addition to having a great voice, I am a good listener also. So, next time you’re feeling horny or just in need of a sweet female voice in your ear, give me a call. My goal is to make you happy, however that may be!

xoxo
Monica
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I’m very lucky in that I have a lot of great callers! I have a lot of fun with you guys and occasionally, I get to be part of something that is so hot and exciting, it warrants a blog post just about one of those times.

James is one of my callers and he is a professor. Now, you all know how much I love the whole professor/student sex thing, so imagine my joy when I get a message from him telling me that one of his students was being naughty! Of course I had to question him about it and he proceeded to fill me in on everything that was going on. Seems as if things started off mildly, but then she started making some very thinly veiled innuendos and really, how could he resist?

He couldn’t! lol He is one of those naughty men who loves thinking hot things about his students, loves thinking about their beautiful, tight asses. Oh yes, he is a naughty one and I think his equally naughty student knew it.

The first few messages he relayed to me were mild, but had potential to get naughty. And she didn’t disappoint. The next few messages were a bit racier, something about “it” bring on the tip of her tongue, the tips of her fingers..what a dirty girl! Soon things progressed to her actually telling him that she wanted his cock in her mouth and in her ass! When he mentioned that it might be a bit big to fit in there, she confidently wrote that she could take it all. Sounds like my kind of girl!

Towards the end, he was telling him that she was his cock whore and his cum slut. Based on her repsonses, it seemed like she was loving every minute of it! From what James told me, she got off and then he did – I’ll bet that he was imagining her tight ass and blowing all over her cute little face! Both of them are very naughty and let me tell you, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall the next time they run across each other on campus!

What kind of naughty stories do you want to share with me? Tell me all about it and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll post it here for everyone to read!

xoxo
Monica
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A friend and I went out to dinner tonight. Now, for a bit of background, I’ve had my eye on this guy for a while, but in a casual kind of way. We’ve gone out a few times as friends, but nothing has happened other than the odd hand brushing, et cetera.

Before we go out tonight, I make sure that I am looking hot! I was wearing my favorite little black dress which fits me like a glove, so I knew that I was looking good and if the way he looked at me was any indication, I was going to be lucky.

Yay me!

We go have drinks and dinner, then we go to a little place to have some more drinks. He was very insistent that we go to this specific place and it turns out that he is a karaoke freak. Let me repeat it – A KARAOKE FREAK. As he makes his way up to the dias, my hopes of getting laid are getting dashed. You see, I have a wicked dislike of karaoke. I don’t understand it, lol. But, I can at least appreciate the humor of someone getting up there and singing, if they don’t sound like a cat in heat getting its tail ran over with a weedwhacker.

If possible, this guy sounded even worse than the above example. To make matters worse, he decided to do a country song. Another thing I dislike is country music, lol. Not all of it, but 95% of it. That is when I knew that I’d be coming home alone and getting friendly with a toy. When he was finished regaling us all with his caterwauling, I told him that I’d had an emergency phone call and had to leave.

*sigh*

I did come home and have fun with my favorite toy, but it just wasn’t the same, lol. So now I’m wondering who out there wants to keep me company? We can have all sorts of fun over the phone, as long as it doesn’t involve karaoke!

xoxo
Monica
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