Naughty Neighbor Monica

We’re coming up to a weekend and you know what that means – plenty of time for you and I to have fun together! When you’re feeling kinky and sexy, I will satisfy you. You can trust me with your most private fantasies. What we talk about is just between us and you know that I just love all the sexy things that turn you on! I’m ready all night to get you off so call me up and let me give you the erotic, personal phone sex call that you are craving. You will have so much fun with me so lets do it now!

xoxo

Monica

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I know which list I belong on, do you?

I definitely fall onto the naughty list this year, but I like to think that I am naughty in the very best way possible. So I guess that makes me nice in a way, right? Hm, shall I tell you boys how I have been naughty this year? Well, I have fucked a number of guys, have made oodles of you naughty boys cum over the phone, flirted wherever I’ve gone, watched untold hours of porn and always have naughty thoughts. I think those things place me firmly on the naughty list.

How about you and I be naughty together these last few days of the year? Even if you wind up on the naughty list, good things will still happen to you! Call me and let me take care of all of your naughty needs, any time of the night!

xoxo

Monica

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So, its not a caller true story, per se, but it is a bit about what I’ve actually talked about on a call! I suppose that would make it a “true phone story”?

I have a wonderful caller, super nice guy and very hot, by the name of “Darren”. He and I have been talking for about a year now and he is a very naughty boy! lol He loves it when I describe how sexy I look in my lingerie. He absolutely loves it when I put on a nice big strap on and make him service it with his mouth.

Now, it can’t be just any strap-on, it must be a realistic one so I just describe the one I have! Long and thick with a nice curve, light peachy flesh tone color. I put him down on his knees, like he’s my little pet bitch and make him suck my “dick” so he can get it ready.

Ready for what, you ask? Ready for his ass.

Oh yes! I make him slurp on that strap-on until it is all juicy and then it is time to bend him over! I always tease “Darren” a bit first, just rubbing it up and down his ass, pressing it against his hole and then pulling away before I slip it right in there. I like to vary it when I fuck him, sometimes soft and gentle, telling him what a good boy he is; other times, I do it hard and fast while calling him my bitch.

Last time we talked was by far the best! He told me that he wanted me to put him in a sexy blonde wig and give him some fake titties as well! Once I did that, I used his blonde hair to pull his mouth onto my “dick” while telling him he was such a pretty girl!

I admit it – I just love calls like that! “Darren” is always a lot of fun!

xoxo
Monica

I did something so naughty the other day! You see, I have this big deck on the back of my house (where the infamous hot tub is). I like to lay out there when its sunny, get a bit of a tan. Nothing wrong with that, right?

And yes, while I’m out there, especially this time of year, I’m often nude. So this afternoon I was out there, lying on my chair and just relaxing in the sun. My thinking is that I should soak up the sun while I can, lol.

Well, keep in mind that I also have a 6 foot tall “privacy” fence around the yard. That should be high enough to keep prying eyes out, wouldn’t you think? In most cases it is enough. But, it doesn’t block the view from the second floor of the next door house, which is now inhabited by my new neighbors! lol

After a while, the sun had changed position so I moved my chair and once I lay back down, I had that feeling! That feeling that you get when someone is looking at you and all that. I look around while wearing my sunglasses and I felt very sneaky. Especially when I saw the male half of my new neighbors in a window, looking right at me. He was standing in front of a window and it looked just like he was rubbing his crotch! So what is a girl to do?

Since I am positioned in a most advantageous way, I reach over and grab a little bit of lotion and start rubbing it on my skin, making sure that I really rub it in to these tits of mine. When I rub them, I do it in a circular motion, starting at the outside and working my way in towards the nipple – I find that it looks sexy, gives my tits a nice jiggle while I’m doing it and, best of all, feels great! So I’m doing that and I casually glance up at him and he’s rubbing a bit more firmly now, like really getting in there, lol.

I have to kick it up a notch. I spread my legs and rub some lotion on my inner thighs and then, all lotion safely rubbed in, I work my way up to this pretty pussy. I get off on someone watching me so it doesn’t take me long to get nice and juicy. It also doesn’t take long for my little voyeur friend to whip his cock out. It looked like he was working with a nice bit of meat there, lol. I started to rub a little bit faster; occasionally I would bring my fingers up to my mouth and lick them! As I started to plunge my fingers into my wet, waiting pussy, he was stroking up a storm! He ended up coming just before I did – watching him cum was what did it for me and I had a wonderful orgasm while he watched. When I recovered and looked up at the window, he was gone.

So, what do you boys think? Think that I made a good impression on my new neighbor? I am thinking about going over and borrowign a cup of sugar or something, lol. Just being neighborly!

xoxo
Monica

P.S. – I’ve got 2 special blog posts coming up in the next few days. One of them is another “caller true story” and the other is a getting to know me post so keep your eyes open for those! Can’t wait to read your comments on them!

I had a most interesting experience today! My “friend” and I decided to hit up our local adult store and while we were browsing for toys, he had the idea to “go in the back”. Oh yes to those little booths. So you can picture the situation, I had on a long black sundress, no straps, just straight across my chest, sexy high heel sandals and just a small thong underneath.

I knew what he had in mind, of course. Once we’re in the booth, he fed some money to the tv/movie thing and soon the sounds of porno were surrounding us. We made out for a little while and then I decided to get down on my knees for him and suck his cock. I felt like such a slut, lol, being on my knees in the back of a porn store, with a mouthful of cock. He returned the favor by eating my pussy so well! Now take a look at the pic I posted –

I was in a position similar to that, not wearing much more than that. My dress was pulled down, exposing my tits, and pulled up, exposing my pussy (the thong had been discarded a while back).

Then the door opens and a very handsome man is standing there. My “friend” was trying to shield me, but I just gently pushed him back and asked the new guy if he wanted to join in! He came into the booth and shut the door…

Now, there is a lot more to this story so if you want to know all the sexy details, give me a call! I can’t wait to share it with you and find out about some of your expected or unexpected pleasures!

xoxo
Monica

Wow! I didn’t realize it had been that long since I last wrote! Well, never fear because I have got a bit to share with you!

I went out with a guy this past week (not the karaoke freak) but a nice, normal guy. Did I mention that he was hot? Oh yes, just my kind of man! To make a long story short, we go out to dinner, then, as it was a rather cool night, I invited him back home with me to sit in the hot tub. Ooops! Silly me forgot that the didn’t have anything to wear in the hot tub so we both hd to sit out there naked.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again – there is nothing better than sitting out in the hot tub on a cool night with a hot guy! Throw in a bottle of wine and some good conversation and that just makes it even better! He was being a little shy so I decided to take the bull by the horns, no pun intended! I slipped over to him, my big breasts just bobbing on the surface of the water and reached down, finding a big handful of cock! He must have liked my hand because he was on fire after that! We ended up fucking in the hot tub, on the deck, in a deck chair and in the house!

That was just what I needed! I’m still feeling amazingly satisfied from it. Best of all, we’re going to see each other again this week. Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be getting more action!

xoxo
Monica
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This week I’ve got a meeting in my “other” life, lol. So you know what that means – a business length skirt, jacket, blouse, heels, the whole bit. I’ll probably even have my hair pulled up into a conservative bun! lol

Underneath the conservative, prim and proper outfit will be something else altogether! Thigh high stockings, sexy, lacy garterbelt, maybe a thong (maybe no panties at all) and a sexy push up bra to show off the girls, lol.

Just thinking about it makes me think of naughty fantasies involving my office and my big, sturdy desk. Think we could put it to good use? Would you like to strip me out of my conservative work attire? We could role play that I’m your boss, doing your annual review. Or perhaps I am your secretary and you need to bring up some issues with me over my performance.

xoxo
Monica
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Not quite! I got an email late in the day yesterday from my HS BF, let’s call him Chris. So, he and I have emailed back and forth a little bit over the years, but we’ve only seen each other a few times, i.e. official HS reunions, funerals, weddings.

So Chris emailed me yesterday telling me was going to be in the big city and wanted to see me, if possible. Hell yes it was possible! lol Want a little bit of background? Well he and I dated all thru high school – all 4 years of it. And yes, he was the one who took my virginity, lol. But we’ve never done anything since then.

I ended up wearing a summery sundress – a little strapless thing that hit just above my knee. I had a little cardi on top of it, just in case I took a chill. High heels completed the look and let me tell you, I looked hot! lol Casual, yet put together and I could tell that he liked what he saw. A bit of tmi – I had to wear a strapless bra with that dress and the only one I had was a damn WonderBra, lol. It pushed my tits up to my chin practically and I was rockin’ the awesome cleavage.

We had lunch and then we went for a little walk, just talking and everything. There was undeniable chemisty between us, even after all these years. Long story short, he invited me back to this hotel room and I refused at first, but then I couldn’t resist.

He has gotten way better at fucking since high school! lol We fucked all afternoon and he’s coming down here this weeked for MORE! lol Yay! It was really hot. He let me suck his cock which he would never let me do when we were younger…he thought it was “dirty” back then. If he thought it was dirty now, he didn’t let on, he just let me swallow his cum a few times!

I will be available this weekend so give me a call during normal hours

xoxo
Monica

A few days ago, I made these two posts on Twitter:

“Yay! Going out tomorrow for brunch with an old “friend” from college, who happens to have been my prof back then. ”
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“had a wonderful lunch with my friend and then an enjoyable afternoon *nudge nudge wink wink*”

Pardon the lack of capitalization and punctuation, lol. I tend not to use it over there. Anways, a reader was kind enough to mention that he didn’t know what I was referring to! lol After a quick check of my blog, I was stunned to realize that I’d never told that story.

So, if you’re interested, click through. Be warned…it is a bit long and chock full of details…some sexy, some necessary to the story. Read the rest of this entry »

So did you boys have a great Halloween? You know I did! lol There were some tricks, many treats to be had! All in all, it was a very satisfying halloween. But, if you want to know more details, you’ve got to call me tonight! I’d love to tell you all about it and believe me, there is a lot to be telling!

I will tell you this much – for my costume, I dressed up as Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, lol. And you know that I showed a ton of cleavage and wore way more makeup than I normally do. All the guys wouldn’t keep their eyes off of me in my little psuedo french maid outfit and my cleavage and these long legs of mine!

I’m very curious about what you did last night as well? Won’t you tell me all the details you naughty boy?

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