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Monica

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I definitely fall onto the naughty list this year, but I like to think that I am naughty in the very best way possible. So I guess that makes me nice in a way, right? Hm, shall I tell you boys how I have been naughty this year? Well, I have fucked a number of guys, have made oodles of you naughty boys cum over the phone, flirted wherever I’ve gone, watched untold hours of porn and always have naughty thoughts. I think those things place me firmly on the naughty list.

How about you and I be naughty together these last few days of the year? Even if you wind up on the naughty list, good things will still happen to you! Call me and let me take care of all of your naughty needs, any time of the night!

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Monica

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I have a wonderful caller, super nice guy and very hot, by the name of “Darren”. He and I have been talking for about a year now and he is a very naughty boy! lol He loves it when I describe how sexy I look in my lingerie. He absolutely loves it when I put on a nice big strap on and make him service it with his mouth.

Now, it can’t be just any strap-on, it must be a realistic one so I just describe the one I have! Long and thick with a nice curve, light peachy flesh tone color. I put him down on his knees, like he’s my little pet bitch and make him suck my “dick” so he can get it ready.

Ready for what, you ask? Ready for his ass.

Oh yes! I make him slurp on that strap-on until it is all juicy and then it is time to bend him over! I always tease “Darren” a bit first, just rubbing it up and down his ass, pressing it against his hole and then pulling away before I slip it right in there. I like to vary it when I fuck him, sometimes soft and gentle, telling him what a good boy he is; other times, I do it hard and fast while calling him my bitch.

Last time we talked was by far the best! He told me that he wanted me to put him in a sexy blonde wig and give him some fake titties as well! Once I did that, I used his blonde hair to pull his mouth onto my “dick” while telling him he was such a pretty girl!

I admit it – I just love calls like that! “Darren” is always a lot of fun!

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Monica

And yes, while I’m out there, especially this time of year, I’m often nude. So this afternoon I was out there, lying on my chair and just relaxing in the sun. My thinking is that I should soak up the sun while I can, lol.

Well, keep in mind that I also have a 6 foot tall “privacy” fence around the yard. That should be high enough to keep prying eyes out, wouldn’t you think? In most cases it is enough. But, it doesn’t block the view from the second floor of the next door house, which is now inhabited by my new neighbors! lol

After a while, the sun had changed position so I moved my chair and once I lay back down, I had that feeling! That feeling that you get when someone is looking at you and all that. I look around while wearing my sunglasses and I felt very sneaky. Especially when I saw the male half of my new neighbors in a window, looking right at me. He was standing in front of a window and it looked just like he was rubbing his crotch! So what is a girl to do?

Since I am positioned in a most advantageous way, I reach over and grab a little bit of lotion and start rubbing it on my skin, making sure that I really rub it in to these tits of mine. When I rub them, I do it in a circular motion, starting at the outside and working my way in towards the nipple – I find that it looks sexy, gives my tits a nice jiggle while I’m doing it and, best of all, feels great! So I’m doing that and I casually glance up at him and he’s rubbing a bit more firmly now, like really getting in there, lol.

I have to kick it up a notch. I spread my legs and rub some lotion on my inner thighs and then, all lotion safely rubbed in, I work my way up to this pretty pussy. I get off on someone watching me so it doesn’t take me long to get nice and juicy. It also doesn’t take long for my little voyeur friend to whip his cock out. It looked like he was working with a nice bit of meat there, lol. I started to rub a little bit faster; occasionally I would bring my fingers up to my mouth and lick them! As I started to plunge my fingers into my wet, waiting pussy, he was stroking up a storm! He ended up coming just before I did – watching him cum was what did it for me and I had a wonderful orgasm while he watched. When I recovered and looked up at the window, he was gone.

So, what do you boys think? Think that I made a good impression on my new neighbor? I am thinking about going over and borrowign a cup of sugar or something, lol. Just being neighborly!

xoxo
Monica

P.S. – I’ve got 2 special blog posts coming up in the next few days. One of them is another “caller true story” and the other is a getting to know me post so keep your eyes open for those! Can’t wait to read your comments on them!

I knew what he had in mind, of course. Once we’re in the booth, he fed some money to the tv/movie thing and soon the sounds of porno were surrounding us. We made out for a little while and then I decided to get down on my knees for him and suck his cock. I felt like such a slut, lol, being on my knees in the back of a porn store, with a mouthful of cock. He returned the favor by eating my pussy so well! Now take a look at the pic I posted –

I was in a position similar to that, not wearing much more than that. My dress was pulled down, exposing my tits, and pulled up, exposing my pussy (the thong had been discarded a while back).

Then the door opens and a very handsome man is standing there. My “friend” was trying to shield me, but I just gently pushed him back and asked the new guy if he wanted to join in! He came into the booth and shut the door…

Now, there is a lot more to this story so if you want to know all the sexy details, give me a call! I can’t wait to share it with you and find out about some of your expected or unexpected pleasures!

xoxo
Monica

I went out with a guy this past week (not the karaoke freak) but a nice, normal guy. Did I mention that he was hot? Oh yes, just my kind of man! To make a long story short, we go out to dinner, then, as it was a rather cool night, I invited him back home with me to sit in the hot tub. Ooops! Silly me forgot that the didn’t have anything to wear in the hot tub so we both hd to sit out there naked.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again – there is nothing better than sitting out in the hot tub on a cool night with a hot guy! Throw in a bottle of wine and some good conversation and that just makes it even better! He was being a little shy so I decided to take the bull by the horns, no pun intended! I slipped over to him, my big breasts just bobbing on the surface of the water and reached down, finding a big handful of cock! He must have liked my hand because he was on fire after that! We ended up fucking in the hot tub, on the deck, in a deck chair and in the house!

That was just what I needed! I’m still feeling amazingly satisfied from it. Best of all, we’re going to see each other again this week. Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be getting more action!

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Monica
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Underneath the conservative, prim and proper outfit will be something else altogether! Thigh high stockings, sexy, lacy garterbelt, maybe a thong (maybe no panties at all) and a sexy push up bra to show off the girls, lol.

Just thinking about it makes me think of naughty fantasies involving my office and my big, sturdy desk. Think we could put it to good use? Would you like to strip me out of my conservative work attire? We could role play that I’m your boss, doing your annual review. Or perhaps I am your secretary and you need to bring up some issues with me over my performance.

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Monica
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So Chris emailed me yesterday telling me was going to be in the big city and wanted to see me, if possible. Hell yes it was possible! lol Want a little bit of background? Well he and I dated all thru high school – all 4 years of it. And yes, he was the one who took my virginity, lol. But we’ve never done anything since then.

I ended up wearing a summery sundress – a little strapless thing that hit just above my knee. I had a little cardi on top of it, just in case I took a chill. High heels completed the look and let me tell you, I looked hot! lol Casual, yet put together and I could tell that he liked what he saw. A bit of tmi – I had to wear a strapless bra with that dress and the only one I had was a damn WonderBra, lol. It pushed my tits up to my chin practically and I was rockin’ the awesome cleavage.

We had lunch and then we went for a little walk, just talking and everything. There was undeniable chemisty between us, even after all these years. Long story short, he invited me back to this hotel room and I refused at first, but then I couldn’t resist.

He has gotten way better at fucking since high school! lol We fucked all afternoon and he’s coming down here this weeked for MORE! lol Yay! It was really hot. He let me suck his cock which he would never let me do when we were younger…he thought it was “dirty” back then. If he thought it was dirty now, he didn’t let on, he just let me swallow his cum a few times!

I will be available this weekend so give me a call during normal hours

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Monica

“Yay! Going out tomorrow for brunch with an old “friend” from college, who happens to have been my prof back then. ”
and
“had a wonderful lunch with my friend and then an enjoyable afternoon *nudge nudge wink wink*”

Pardon the lack of capitalization and punctuation, lol. I tend not to use it over there. Anways, a reader was kind enough to mention that he didn’t know what I was referring to! lol After a quick check of my blog, I was stunned to realize that I’d never told that story.

So, if you’re interested, click through. Be warned…it is a bit long and chock full of details…some sexy, some necessary to the story.

Back when I was younger, I was in college. I always did very well at my studies but, in the fall of my sophomore year, I had a very interesting class with a very interesting professor. For what its worth, this class was not in my major, it was just a subject that I enjoyed.

Now, I was almost 20 at the time. My prof was “just barely on the right side of 50″, in his own words. He looked like a stereotypical professor. Dark hair with greying temples, leather elbows on a tweed coat, nicely trimmed beard, all that. As for me, well, I was a 20yo version of myself, lol. Not quite as busty as I was one of those lucky girls who got a growth spurt in college.

Now, on the first day of class, I wasn’t attracted to him. But I did come to his attention on this first day of class when he asked a rather specific course question and I knew the answer. I can’t remember the question now, but I do remember being thankful for the 4 years of high school Latin I took, lol.

The semester progressed as did my attraction. But really, what college girl doesn’t nurse a crush on one of her profs? Right? lol Surely I’m not alone in that.

One late afternoon, I had been in the library, doing some research for a project for that very class and, being the prepared student that I was, the project was due the next morning. Yay for waiting until the last minute! I had a question about the project so I trudged over to the building and up to his office. Being late in the afternoon, there was no one else there and he was getting ready to leave. But, he did have time to answer my question. We were sitting in his office, with the door open a bit, per school regulations. We were discussing the project and then just chit chatting.

I was sitting in a chair and he was in his rolling desk chair. He rolled around to point something out to me in the textbook and when I looked up his face was inches from mine. Keep in mind that I thought this man was hot and being that close to him was getting me hot, lol. And, I don’t know what came over me; even now, I don’t know what came over me, but…

I leaned over and kissed him. Just like that. I didn’t say anything – I just laid a kiss on him. He pulled away for a minute and looked at me, making some perfunctory statement about how this was bad and then he kissed me again. A few minutes after we began kissing, he had his hand in my shirt and was playing with my tits.

Now, let’s take a break from the action for a minute. I had only been with guys my own age, lol. Guys who got off if they touched a nipple. Guys who had a total staying power of less than 2 minutes. So I was understandably nervous. This was the first time I’d been with a man!

My shirt was unbuttoned, my tits were pulled out of my bra and we’re still making out. And he’s slowly urging me down onto my knees and once I’m there, he pulls open his pants and his cock springs out (yes, you can insert a “sproinnnng” sound here). Big, thick and veiny, it was nothing like the cocks of my high school boyfriends. And he was pushing my head down.

What could I do? I was in the office of an extremely attractive man with his cock in my face. I did what any woman would do…I opened my mouth. Even though my skills at that time were rudimentary, he obviously liked something about them as soon his hips were thrusting up against my face and he pulled me back, telling me to stand up. He and I kissed more while fumbling with my clothes. Soon I was naked from the waist down and he bent me over the desk. His cock slipped into my pussy and we were fucking.

We were fucking over his desk, in his office, in one of the main buildings on campus, with the door slightly open…again, per college regs.

I would like to say that it lasted a long time, but it didn’t take long for either of us to get off. The post coital period was brief and rather awkward. We both kind of avoided each others eyes and just made nice as we said goodbye. All night I was freaked out about what had happened. I mean, we were both consenting adults, but he was in a position of authority over me (and that really turned me on back then). I did get the project finished and when I went to class the next day, all was normal. He was cordial and professional and I was nervous, but still put on an air of normalcy. During class, I could only look at the front of his pants and think about his cock, which had been in my mouth just a day before. Needless to say, by the end of class, I was dripping wet and in need of getting off. I did that trick that girls do, shifting in my seat to get some friction going with my clit, but I couldn’t quite get myself off in class.

To skim a bit, we ended up talking after class and decided that it was a bad thing that we had done, but it was in the past so there was no need to feel awkward or anything. I went home horny and had a hot little session with my vibrator, thinking about him. A few weeks went by and then it was the end of the semester and Christmas break. And that was that, right?

Obviously, there is more to this story (more details and yes MORE SEX!!!) but this post is entirely too long already. lol I’ll break it up into parts.

I will tell you this much – for my costume, I dressed up as Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, lol. And you know that I showed a ton of cleavage and wore way more makeup than I normally do. All the guys wouldn’t keep their eyes off of me in my little psuedo french maid outfit and my cleavage and these long legs of mine!

I’m very curious about what you did last night as well? Won’t you tell me all the details you naughty boy?

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