Naughty Neighbor Monica

You guys know that I’m a bit of a brainy phone sex goddess so it should come as no surprise that I am reading something now. The book is called “Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex”.

I’m only 75ish pages into it and it is a great read! There has been talk of unique male masturbation habits (the bristly end of a toothbrush in the urethra, Dr Kinsey?!?!?) and a discussion about the “coitus machine” employed by Masters and Johnson in their landmark sex studies. Yes, it was pretty much a fucking machine from the 1960’s.

It really is just the perfect mix of titillation and information…what a great combination! And, of course, that great combination of brains and sexiness is what you get when you do a call with me. I’m smart and kinky enough to get you off in just the way you need! Sex is my passion and I love learning about it in every way I can, whether that is reading about it, talking about it on the phone or doing it myself.

Lets talk soon and do some phone “bonking” of our own!

xoxo
Monica

Did you all have a wonderful weekend? I most certainly did. Aside from doing my most favorite thing, which is taking care of you horny guys on the phone, I pampered myself a little bit! I did a bit of shopping and got a mani/pedi. My beautiful feet are looking fabulous and ready for the summer! I know those of you who love beautiful feet and nicely painted toenails are squirming in your chair right now as you think of my sexy feet and what they could do for you!

As for my shopping, well, you guys know that I love lingerie and yes, I bought several new things! Sexy bras and panties, a new corset and some very sexy garters and thigh high stockings. I always feel so sexy when I’m wearing those kind of lacy, silky things! When you call, be sure and ask me what I’m wearing…I love to tell you everything!

Also, remember that there is no need to be shy when you call me. I am here for one reason – to get you off! Feel confident that when you share your fantasies with me, they stay just between you and I. I’m here just to make you feel good and to do that, I definitely need to know what really gets you going..aside from me, of course!

xoxo
Monica

As usual, you boys have been keeping me so busy! A few other things have been keeping me busy as well – spending these cool spring evenings out in the hot tub and entertaining a gentleman friend of mine! He is an oldie, but a goodie! We’ve been sexual friends for a very long time now and he comes and goes (and cums again!) but I guess he just can’t get over me and my special brand of sexiness. Who can blame him? lol

Now, there are a lot of you boys out there who know all about how sexy I am! For those of you who might not yet know me, give me a try. You’ll find that I’m friendly, sweet and best of all, dirty minded. Your satisfaction is my ultimate goal and together we will make you feel so amazingly good! I’ve plenty of experience with a variety of fantasies, so I’ll just bet that I can handle you! Don’t forget, I’m available during the late night hours and you can also IM me (click that little Yahoo! button) and we can do an IM session if you’ve got a need for silence!

xoxo
Monica
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The thing I love most about being a phone sex gal is talking to all of you fun guys! It is just so much fun being let into your personal fantasies, maybe those fantasies that you can’t share with anyone else. Whether that fantasy is a short and sweet one or more long and drawn out, let me take care of you! I love crafting a fantasy specially geared towards your needs…of course the ultimate goal is to make you cum!

I want you to cum so hard for me tonight! Call me and lets work on that fantasy! You can also IM me (link is on my page) and we can work out the details of your hot fantasy there!

xoxo
Monica
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This time, let me keep it short and sweet – When you’re horny, come to me and let me take care of you and your desires! When you call, you are the focus of my attention and there is nothing I want more than to get you off! So when you’re seeking a good hard cum, I’m the one you want! Catch me during the late night hours and I’ll take wonderful, sexy, naughty care of you!

xoxo
Monica
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I know a lot of you guys love lingerie on a hot woman like me. What things do you like best? Sexy bra and panty sets? Corsets? Teddies? Retro lingerie? Or are you one of those guys that prefers a woman to be au natural?

Regardless of what you like to see a woman in, I can make you fantasies come true! I love wearing sexy little things for you and describing them for you on the phone! But, there are lots of times when I am totally naked when I am on the phone and what could be better than that? My body is what you’ve been dreaming of and when you call me, it is all yours.

Tell me what sexy things you like a woman to wear. Better yet, tell me how you like to take those sexy things off of a woman! Let’s have some hot and naught fun together!

xoxo
Monica
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We’re coming up on the dreaded April 15th and if you’re anything like me, you’ll be scrambling on that day to finish your taxes! During the rush, take a little break and give me a call. Just for the 15, I’ll be offering 10 minute calls for $20 or, if you only spare 5 minutes, have a fun little quickie for $12.50.

Remember, only valid on tax day! Make sure to let me know you read it on my blog so I can give you the special tax day discount. Do something nice for yourself and get off with the hottest and nicest gal in phone sex!

xoxo
Monica
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You boys have really been keeping me on my toes the past few weeks! Such a hot and sexy variety of calls – everything from mommy/son to daddy/daughter to teacher/student. And I do mean everything!

When you call, we’ll talk about what fantasy you have in mind and then we’ll make it your fantasy…the one that pushes all the right buttons and gets you to cum loads for me!

All I want is to make you cum as hard as possible! Give me a call and make my body your playground and my mind your own personal fantasy maker!

xoxo

Monica
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It has come to my attention that some of you are on Spring Break this week! So, you know what to do, naughty boys! Cum spend a bit of time with me and lets get hot! It is getting to be warm outside so lets keep on heating things up together. I am always around during the nights…those long, dark, lonely nights when you want to jerk off. Don’t worry about doing it alone because I am here and so ready to help you. Call me up and tell me your fantasies. We’ll go from there and you will get off with my gentle coaxing and sexy voice!

xoxo

Monica

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Just a friendly reminder that my special Spring Break deal is only valid until 4am Saturday, 27 March. I’m so ready to play with you and see just how naughty we can get so give me a call and not only will we have fun together, you’ll get a bit of a deal as well!

xoxo
Monica