Naughty Neighbor Monica

It seems as if there is a trend towards simple things these days – simple pleasures, if you will. When you call me, it is simply the most pleasurable phone sex you could find. Your needs are first and foremost during a call – you tell me what you want and together we find a fantasy that hits all of your sexy buttons.

I don’t believe in wasting time, mine or yours. That is why, when you call me, there is no messing around, just hot, hardcore talk that will make you cum hard! If you’re up for it, give me a call tonight…and every night!

xoxo
Monica
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Mention that you read this blog post and I’ll give you 5 free minutes on any call this weekend! Just my way of thanking you boys for always being so horny and sweet to me. You boys do know how to put a smile on a lady’s face.

Now, why don’t you let me put a smile on your face? Come and tell me all of your dirty and hot fantasies this weekend!

xoxo
Monica
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*Free minutes offer is only valid from now until 4 am Pacific, 8/1/2011. Not compatible with any other offers.

Some of you boys may have noticed that I was gone for a few days. Yes, it is true – I had to take a little break to go have a bit of sexy fun of my own. For a teaser, I’ll tell you that for the entire time I was gone, I was naked the majority of the time and getting fucked or sucking a wonderfully hard cock! Now, you know the drill – if you want to know all of the details, you have to call me and ask for them like a nice boy.

As a result of my time off, I’m feeling refreshed, relaxed and absolutely ready to satisfy those naughty needs of yours! Don’t stroke alone, call me and let me take care of you.

xoxo
Monica

Just a little FYI for you naughty boys – as of today, 7/23/11, I am starting just 30 minutes later in the evenings. That now means that I will be even more refreshed and ready for you boys starting at 9:30pm every night!

I anticipate all of you boys calling like crazy starting at 9:30.

xoxo
Monica

Just a note to let you all know that I’m running away for a few days of relaxation! I’ll be back on Saturday, but in the meantime, the wonderfully hot Ellen will be handling your needs. Be nice to her, boys!

xoxo
Monica

Well, the latest political sex scandal seems to be over. Those of you who know me know that I love politics, especially the sex scandals! And there have been some doozies over the years, haven’t there? Kennedy and Marilyn, probably the most famous political sex scandal. Going back to the 1800s, President Buchanan was involved in a scandal when it was alleged that he and his VP had a very familiar relationship!

In more recent times, Gary Hart got into a bit of “Monkey Business”, Newt Gingrich schtupped his intern and, of course, who could forget Bill, his intern and his cigars? Now, in 2011, we have Weinergate…all I’m going to say is that if a politician had to release “scandalous” photos of himself, I’m glad it was Weiner and not some of the other guys in Congress!

So, all of this puts me in the mood to do a little political roleplay! Have you ever wanted to be called “Mr. President” while fucking a hot woman like me? Or maybe hear me say “Mr. Congressman” while your cock is in my mouth? I see a lot of potential here for some amazingly hot times with this fantasy and it could even tie into some of the more taboo roleplays I offer.

Sound good to you? Give me a call and let’s give it a go!

xoxo
Monica
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I’ve been having a wonderful June so far! I’ve heard from a lot of you boys; hearing you tell me your naughty fantasies and get off for me is always a great time. I’ve also been spending time with a certain male friend of mine who, I am pleased to say, is keeping me most happy in the bedroom…and out of it, of course! As always, if you want to know more about that, call me and we can talk about it.

Now, if you’ve got something else in mind, you should still call me. Perhaps you’ve got a fantasy that gets you incredibly hot but you can’t tell anyone about it. You can tell me and I would love to get you off. I’m here to help you explore those fantasies and get off as much as possible. With me, you’re not only getting a hot voice and a sexual mind, you’re also getting personalized attention to your fantasy and your needs. I’ll bet you’re reaching for that phone right now, aren’t you?

xoxo
Monica
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What is better than a long holiday weekend? Well, how about a phone session with me during this long holiday weekend? In between firing up the grill and marking the unofficial start of summer, give me a call! I’ll take care of you and keep you cumming back for more, even after this weekend.

Remember, until May 31, 2011, I’m offering calls for $2.00/minute. All you have to do is mention this blog post!

xoxo
Monica

I don’t know about you boys, but I am glad the weekend is almost upon us. How about a little R&R with your favorite phone sex lady? I’m eagerly waiting for you boys to call me and when you do, you know that you are going to be getting a hot, sexy phone sex session that is geared specifically towards your desires, whether those desires are mild or wild!

Now, if your fantasy is a bit unique, you might want to give me a heads up before doing a call so that I can make sure I’m prepared to handle you in the way you deserve. It gives me great pleasure to wring every last drop of cum right out of you and I can’t wait to make that happen!

If you mention this blog post, any call you make before the end of the month will be discounted to $2.00/minute. I can’t wait to speak with you! :*

xoxo
Monica

As I flipped through the channels this weekend, I noticed something – almost every channel was showing some sort of sporting activity! Basketball, golf and, of course, baseball are all going on now. But instead of watching sports, why not get a bit sweaty yourself?

The best way to work up a springtime sweat is by doing a call with me! I’ll give you and your cock a workout you won’t soon forget!

xoxo
Monica
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