Naughty Neighbor Monica

I want to take a minute and just say “Thank you” to all of you boys. You all are always so nice and so incredibly horny for me! You all definitely know how to make a girl feel special, don’t you? Well, now it is my turn to do a little something for you all – from now until Saturday, I’m offering calls at the special rate of $2.00/minute! That is just my small way of saying “thanks”!

So, once you finish that turkey or once your significant other is out shopping, give me a call! I can’t wait to have a bit of holiday fun with you!

xoxo
Monica

First off, thanks to all of you boys who wished me a happy birthday via email, IM, and calls last week. How lucky I am to have such nice boys calling me!

Now, lets get to the fun stuff, shall we? I’m so ready to have fun with you boys right now! As you all know, I’m still available all night, every night for your satisfaction. And by now, you should know just how well I do satisfy.

Some of the hot topics recently have included aunt/nephew, mother/son, and some guys even want just me, which is always a good time! No matter what you want, I will do my very best to satisfy you. Like I’ve always said, I’m the girl next door, all grown up! Come see just how sexy and sweet I can be!

xoxo
Monica

Since the Cardinals won the World Series, that means it is time to celebrate! So, from now until the end of my time on Monday morning (4am Pacific), if you mention this post, you’ll get the special rate of $2.00/minute!

I can’t wait to talk to all of you!

xoxo
Monica

I’ll make a deal with you boys. Tomorrow night, game 7 of the World Series, if my Cards win, I’ll run a special for you over the weekend. If they lose to the Rangers, well, I can’t celebrate that, can I?

So, keep those fingers crossed and keep an eye on this space tomorrow night. If the Cards get a lucky win, you’ll get lucky!

xoxo
Monica

Mmmm, you know what I’ve been thinking about? It is something that I love doing and makes me so hot when I think about it. Something wet and sexy. Any ideas?

Of course, I’m thinking of blow jobs!

There is just something about having a hot cock between my lips that gets me going every time! Even thinking about it has quite an effect on me. I know you boys like thinking about my beautiful lips surrounding that cock and I can’t blame you – I like thinking about it also! When you call, be sure and ask for my special Monica blow job, you’ll love the way your cock feels after I tell you what I’m going to do with it.

xoxo
Monica

From mild to wild, kinky to freaky, for all of your phone sex needs, all you need is me! I have a few guys who like to refer to me as their phone sex girlfriend and I just love that. So many sweet and sexy guys – so little time. Now, if you want to make me your phone sex girlfriend, all you have to do is call me! How simple is that? Call me and we’ll have a wonderful time together.

We can talk about your most private fantasies and I’ll help you get off like never before. So, call me tonight and let’s see what we can do together. I want to be your phone sex girlfriend!

xoxo
Monica

I had the most delightful afternoon! I’m not going to spoil it by telling you all about it here, but if you give me a call, I’ll tell you all the details! For a teaser, it involved me and two very well endowed gentlemen! What better way to spend a lazy Saturday afternoon?

If you want to hear about my latest adventure or any other of my erotic adventures, just ask when we’re speaking. Even better, how about we make an erotic adventure of our own?

xoxo
Monica
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I’m sad to say that it is almost the end of bikini season. But, while that is quite a sad event, I thought you boys would like to know that since the end of May, I’ve spent at least a little bit of every day in my bikini! At the beach, river, lake or just at home, my beautiful body in my little bikini was exposed to the sun and whoever wanted to look every day! The top that just barely contains my tits and shows off my nipples because they are always hard and the bottom that shows off just enough of my ass to tease and tantalize. Lucky neighbors, eh?

So with the end of bikini season comes fireplace season! Oh yes, that means long nights curled up with the phone in front of a blazing fireplace – what better way to set the mood for a hot and sexy call? Between you and I, I think the best phone sex calls are during the cooler times of year – it is just easier to get that blood pumping and the temperature up – it is easier to get hot and dirty. And really, that is what we’re all here for, isn’t it, boys?

Let’s see what you’ve got – call me tonight and I’ll get you off better than ever before.

xoxo
Monica
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Wow! I learned some interesting things this weekend! In my little, very quiet, vanilla neighborhood there is a modern version of a key party going on! Looks like I’m not the only one in the neighborhood who likes to get naughty behind closed doors! The mantoy and I were invited and if we decide to go, rest assured I’ll share all of the details with you. One of the guys who is involved is my neighbor who likes to watch me sunbathe…wonder if he’d like to do more than watch?

As for the second thing I learned – well, who would have thought the parking lot of a grocery store would be an erotic place! For one guy, it totally was. I pulled into the parking space after a long day at work and as I’m getting my keys and purse together, guess what I see going on in the car next to me? An older man, one hand holding up a Hustler-esque magazine and his other hand no where to be found! My first thought was that the poor guy shouldn’t be jacking it in a parking lot, but giving me a call! lol When I came out from doing my shopping, he was still going at it…kudos to him!

Now, you boys out there know that I can’t wait to help you jack off! So, don’t sit in a parking lot and rely on a magazine. If you must, sit in a parking lot and call me! lol Better yet, call me from the privacy of your home where you get can get comfy and naughty, because that is what I do best – help you be naughty!

Let’s be naughty together!

xoxo
Monica
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I went lingerie shopping today and picked up some of the cutest little things! Anyone who knows me knows how much I like lingerie and lacy underthings. I have drawers full of it! Something for every occassion, I like to think. Everything from cute little lacy things to very sexy, slutty sorts of pieces.

So you can imagine my surprise when I realized I didn’t have the appropriate lingerie for a little outing I’m going on in a few weeks. I want something sexy, yet classy. Trust me, that is a difficult combination! I ended up buying something very sexy that just hugs my curves perfectly! If you want to know the details, give me a call. I’d love to tell you all about the lingerie and what I’m going to get up to while wearing it.

xoxo
Monica
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